The Handsome Man with Athletic Thighs
Running In Circles
 
Tuesday, February 22nd

Resting Pulse: Not Recorded
Weight: 166 lbs.
Course: North Side West
Distance: 3 Miles
Time: Not Timed
Other Exercises: Weight Lifting
Weather: Clear, 48°

Comments: I ran an easy three miles, then lifted weights.

In memory of Hunter S. Thompson's passing—and with a little goading from Jake—I've decided to re-post a report I wrote way back in 2001. The report is the product of my first and only attempt at Gonzo journalism, which I learned is more of a lifestyle than a writing style. Anyhoo, if you're interested, read the report here: 25+01: Mysteries and Scotch

One more thing I want to make public: I am boycotting Quizno's because those talking baby commercials freak me the hell out.
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm breathing underwater.