The Handsome Man with Athletic Thighs
Running In Circles
 
Wednesday, March 5th


I'm starting to think that running that race on Saturday was a bad idea. It made me sore, and when I'm sore I dread running. I skipped my run yesterday, and now I've skipped my run today. My whole mood has soured in general. I don't like feeling like this. I really have to get back on track.

I know what will cheer me up: a picture of Steven Cozza's mustache. Ah, that's better.

I keep thinking about growing a mustache again, and Dave Zabriskie and Steven Cozza aren't helping dissuade me. I kind of miss my goatee, but I can't jumpseat if I have a beard, so that's out. Mustaches are allowed, but not soul-patches, so that look is out too. You know, it's rare that I get to jumpseat—I could always just shave whatever off if I need to.

What do you all think? Maybe I could get a vote: 'stache and patch, full goatee, or clean-shaven?

Facial Evolution
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm breathing underwater.